Let's face it. You're here looking at this patch because you fall into at least one of the following 3 buckets:
- You were born somewhere around Gen Y/Z (Born after 1995, not a zombie)
- Your daily vocabulary includes popular phrases such as Yeet, Lit, Glo Up & 'Boomin
- You date girls named Sophia, Isabella, Paige, Maddie, Addison or a combination from any of these #PengTingCalledMaddisonSo, with that in mind, you don't need a whimsical product description that dives into the depths of our writing minds to allow a picture to be painted in an effort to hold your attention long enough so that you miss the drop.
#WeDontMakeMistakesJustHappyLittleAccidentsThere’s no shame in being bougie. Everyone deserves to enjoy the finer things in life and no-one deserves to be basic. This shits drippin with swag. You'll convey your bougie-ness from 4 furlongs away with how bright this sucker is. Finesse the other dudes at the range and show how much you're 'Living Your Best Life'.
So put down your red oreos, check that you aren't scuffing your Yeezy's under the table and flip out that offensively red wallet. #YeForPresident #OhLawdHeComin
Feel the dopamine rush as you click 'Add to Cart' - It's the best legal high you can get.
Welcome to the gang. Enjoy the drip.
2" x 3" equipped with hooked back, ready to slap & increase your flex.
Ships within 7 days.
*Pattern may vary from pictures however every effort is taken to ensure you have a dope looking patch.