Paris…zero dark thirty.
As you pull up to the lights in your rental car, you cast an eye to the side of the road and clap eyes on a dude coming out of a restaurant. He jumps into blacked out SUV waiting on the side of the street. He's well dressed, like a Hugo Boss advert in the flesh. #HenryCavillLookinMF #
His left hand gripping a Vertu and his right is swinging a packed out, bangin' duffel. Synonymous in rap videos and on bullshit social media investor/influencer profiles. Man those bags are sweet. Just think of the amount of snacks you can fit in that bad boy. #
As Henry skrrtts off with his strong jaw and enviable snack stash, the cops appear from a side street and pull the SUV over. *Much shouting in French* The bag is flung into the street, back into it's Parisian homeland. The zipper cracks open as it hits the floor followed by a cloud of white. All becomes clear, Henry's just an honest goon trying to get his bread. #
What's the one thing can't be ignored from this? That. Damn. Bag. It's fire.
You contemplate putting pedal to the metal in your rented Peugeot, pop the door and scoop that bitch up from the road. No-one cares for the blow, we're here for the bag. You've also seen Taken and know that France's finest can't drive for shit (Let's not get into their shooting). Fight or Flight? It's now or never. Are you Bryan Mills enough for this? #
We know what happened, you're here. Still reading this product description. You went for the Flight option and dipped back to your hotel under the bright lights of central Paris. The risk was too great and after remembering that you didn't sign the premium waiver on the Peugeot the financials just didn't add up. #TheCarWasWhackAnyway #
So what are you waiting for? Re-live your vacation and take a slice of Paris with you wherever you're goonin. God tier goon flex. No other patch out there is as opulent. And if anyone asks - it's all that's left of the bag after you scooped that bitch up and led the police on a chase through the streets. #YourSecretIsSafe #
You know the drill: Wallet -> Checkout -> Flex.
Welcome to the gang. Enjoy the drip.
2" x 3" equipped with hooked back, ready to slap. +5000 Flex Points.
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*Pattern may vary from pictures however every effort is taken to ensure you have a dope looking patch.